Jack Armstrong

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A guy who jerks off so much his arms look like they were hit by a truck. No real Jack Armstrong exists, but if there was, he’d be the one with the biggest ego and the smallest brain.

My bro is a Jack Armstrong. He’s been jerking off since first grade.

I saw a guy in the gym, looked like a Jack Armstrong. He flexed so hard, the weights fell over.

My dad says he used to be a Jack Armstrong before he got fat.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A super hot guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the world. He’s smart, kind, and makes girls go weak in the knees. He’s also the reason boys have nightmares about being average.

My crush is a Jack Armstrong. He’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star.

My teacher is a Jack Armstrong. He’s so dreamy, I almost fell asleep during math.

My cousin’s dating a Jack Armstrong. He’s got the looks, the brain, and the confidence to back it up.

by Slangipedia 11d ago