Jack Archibald (Jarchy)
A guy who thinks he's the life of the party but is just loud and dumb. He drinks way too much and yells at people for no reason. He takes himself way too seriously and thinks he's the funniest guy ever.
He started a fight with a waiter because the coffee was too hot.
He tried to rap at a bar and it was like listening to a goat scream.
He asked me if I wanted to be his best friend and I said no.