Jack Archibald (Jarchy)

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A fraternity boy who won't stop talking even when you tell him to shut up like ten times. His face is like a used toilet and his breath smells like a dead raccoon. He thinks he's hilarious and takes himself way too seriously.
He kept talking during the movie like he was giving a speech at a funeral.
He told the same joke three times and still thought it was fresh.
He tried to flirt with my mom and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the life of the party but is just loud and dumb. He drinks way too much and yells at people for no reason. He takes himself way too seriously and thinks he's the funniest guy ever.
He started a fight with a waiter because the coffee was too hot.
He tried to rap at a bar and it was like listening to a goat scream.
He asked me if I wanted to be his best friend and I said no.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who talks way too much and thinks he's the funniest person on Earth. He drinks like a fish and yells at people for no reason. He has the face of a sad potato and the breath of a garbage can.
He talked through the whole game and ruined it for everyone.
He started singing at the dinner table and no one wanted to eat anymore.
He tried to tell a joke and it was just a list of numbers.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, dumb frat guy who thinks he's the funniest person alive. He talks nonstop and won't stop even when you tell him to shut up. He drinks like a wild animal and yells at people just for fun.
He yelled at the bar for not giving him free drinks.
He tried to impress people by telling a joke that was just a list of numbers.
He talked the whole time at the party and no one wanted to talk anymore.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the funniest person in the world, but he's not. He talks way too much and won't stop even when told. He has the face of a sad raccoon and the breath of a dead dog. He drinks a lot and yells at people for no reason.
He started a fight with the DJ because the music was too loud.
He told a joke that was just a random list of numbers.
He tried to flirt with my sister and it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, dumb guy who thinks he's the funniest person in the world. He talks nonstop and won't stop even when you tell him to. He drinks like a fish and yells at people for no reason. He has the face of a used sock and the breath of a dirty toilet.
He talked the whole time at the party and no one wanted to talk anymore.
He told the same joke three times and still thought it was fresh.
He tried to sing and it was like a goat screaming at a funeral.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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