Jack Archibald (Jarchy)
A guy who talks way too much and thinks he's the funniest person on Earth. He drinks like a fish and yells at people for no reason. He has the face of a sad potato and the breath of a garbage can.
He talked through the whole game and ruined it for everyone.
He started singing at the dinner table and no one wanted to eat anymore.
He tried to tell a joke and it was just a list of numbers.