jack antonoff
A middle-aged man who drinks like a fish and snorts cocaine like it's a job. He acts like he's always been famous, even though he's just been famous for 10 years.
Jack Antonoff showed up to my concert wearing a tuxedo and a sock. I know he was high.
He once did a live interview while wearing pajamas and eating a donut. It was legendary.
He’s the reason I now have a cocaine habit and a Spotify Premium.