jack antonoff

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A hot guy who makes music for other hot guys. He’s like the dad of all cool producers, but he probably still uses a flip phone.
Jack Antonoff is the reason I still believe in love and also why I have a hangover every Monday.
He’s the only guy who can make a song about heartbreak sound like a party.
If he walked into a bar, the bar would immediately become a music festival.
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A middle-aged man who drinks like a fish and snorts cocaine like it's a job. He acts like he's always been famous, even though he's just been famous for 10 years.
Jack Antonoff showed up to my concert wearing a tuxedo and a sock. I know he was high.
He once did a live interview while wearing pajamas and eating a donut. It was legendary.
He’s the reason I now have a cocaine habit and a Spotify Premium.
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