Jack and Pass
Jack and Pass is when you jerk off and then crash like a drunk fool. It’s the only way you get to sleep when your brain is still trying to party.
I did the Jack and Pass and fell asleep on my phone. My mom found me snoring with a half-eaten burger.
After a 3-hour Jack and Pass, I woke up and my bed was soaked.
Jack and Pass is my bedtime. My dog knows it's time for sleep when I start snoring.