Jack and Pass

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Jack and Pass is when you jerk off and then crash like a drunk fool. It’s the only way you get to sleep when your brain is still trying to party.

I did the Jack and Pass and fell asleep on my phone. My mom found me snoring with a half-eaten burger.

After a 3-hour Jack and Pass, I woke up and my bed was soaked.

Jack and Pass is my bedtime. My dog knows it's time for sleep when I start snoring.

Jack and Pass is like the final battle between your brain and your body. You win, then you crash so hard you might wake up in another dimension.

I Jacked and Passed so hard I woke up with a headache and my shirt was on fire.

My roommate did a Jack and Pass and passed out in the fridge. He didn’t wake up for 12 hours.

I did the Jack and Pass and my dog started barking at my dreams.

Jack and Pass is when you get your rocks off and then take a nap so deep you might as well be dead. It’s the best part of the day for lazy people.

I did the Jack and Pass and woke up 3 hours later with my pants on fire and my dog licking my face.

After a Jack and Pass, my sister came in and found me sleeping with a sock on my head.

Jack and Pass is my favorite way to end the day. It’s like a bedtime party for my brain.