jack and drop - You storm into a store, let one rip on a random item, and th

You storm into a store, let one rip on a random item, and then toss it back on the shelf like it was a disgrace.

I ran into Target and pooped on a box of cereal. I put it back and left like I owned the place.

At Walmart, I took a big dump on a shirt and then laughed as people walked by.

I went into a store and dropped a load on a bag of chips. Classic.