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When you barge into a store like Walmart or Target, take a big leak on a product like a sock, and then put it back so everyone else can suffer.

I walked into Target and peed on a pair of socks. I put them back and left like a king.

At Walmart, I dropped a load on a T-shirt. It was majestic.

I went into a store, leaked on a hat, and then smiled at the poor guy who was gonna wear it.

You storm into a store, let one rip on a random item, and then toss it back on the shelf like it was a disgrace.

I ran into Target and pooped on a box of cereal. I put it back and left like I owned the place.

At Walmart, I took a big dump on a shirt and then laughed as people walked by.

I went into a store and dropped a load on a bag of chips. Classic.

You crash into a store, leak or poop all over a product, and then casually walk out like nothing happened.

I walked into Target and peed on a pair of pants. I left and said, 'That’s my legacy.'

At Walmart, I took a leak on a box of cookies and left it there like it was a gift.

I went in, pooped on a shirt, and left like I was the store manager.