jack and drop
When you barge into a store like Walmart or Target, take a big leak on a product like a sock, and then put it back so everyone else can suffer.
I walked into Target and peed on a pair of socks. I put them back and left like a king.
At Walmart, I dropped a load on a T-shirt. It was majestic.
I went into a store, leaked on a hat, and then smiled at the poor guy who was gonna wear it.