Jack and Diane
The best time of the year when dads go feral, grills are on fire, and you can’t buy a single piece of lumber without a man in a Jorts screaming at you.
"I woke up at 5:30 just to eat a hotdog and argue about screws.", @DadAtHomeDepot
The grass is green, the beer is cheap, and my dad is yelling at a guy in Jorts.
Sharon from next door said, 'This is the most wonderful time of the year, or the worst.'