Jack and Diane

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When you get a blow job right after getting your butt poked out by someone’s guts. It’s like the John Mellencamp song, but with more poop and less feelings.
"I came in like a chili dog, out like a used sock.", @ChiliDogChampion
After the anal part, I sucked on his chili dog like it was a lifeline.
My brother said, 'Jack and Diane? More like Jack and Shit.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The best time of the year when dads go feral, grills are on fire, and you can’t buy a single piece of lumber without a man in a Jorts screaming at you.
"I woke up at 5:30 just to eat a hotdog and argue about screws.", @DadAtHomeDepot
The grass is green, the beer is cheap, and my dad is yelling at a guy in Jorts.
Sharon from next door said, 'This is the most wonderful time of the year, or the worst.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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