He said he was there when the world was made. I asked if he had a ticket. He said it was free, but he had to fight a dinosaur for it.

He told me he used to be a wizard. I asked if he still was. He said he was, but now he just does magic on YouTube.

He said he met God. I asked if God had anything to say. He said God said, 'Jack, you're still annoying.'