jack adams
A guy so nice he could make a saint blush. He smiles like he’s winning a million dollars and his eyes are like glitter. If you mess with him, you’ll be the dumbest person on Earth.
Jack Adams is my favorite person. He’s like a glitter-coated saint.
Don’t mess with Jack Adams or you’ll be the dumbest person on Earth.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your day better just by being alive.