jack adams

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Putting your hand up your own or someone else's butt and yanking out all the crap like it's your job and you're getting paid in poop.
I did a jack adams in the bathroom and got a C for effort.
She did a jack adams on me and I still don’t know why.
At the party, he did a jack adams and everyone laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
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A guy so nice he could make a saint blush. He smiles like he’s winning a million dollars and his eyes are like glitter. If you mess with him, you’ll be the dumbest person on Earth.
Jack Adams is my favorite person. He’s like a glitter-coated saint.
Don’t mess with Jack Adams or you’ll be the dumbest person on Earth.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your day better just by being alive.
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Every year on August 3, people throw a party just to honor Jack Adams and his legendary existence. It’s like a national holiday but with more cake and less drama.
August 3 is Jack Adams Day. I’m going to eat cake and forget my problems.
They had a Jack Adams Day party and I got a free cake.
Jack Adams Day is my favorite day of the year. It’s like a holiday but with more glitter.
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