Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong
Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the worst friend you could ever have. He'll make you laugh until you cry, then he'll say something so stupid it makes you want to die.
He told me a joke about a pizza and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
He said his dog was a superhero and I almost cried from embarrassment.
He made me laugh so much I fell off my chair and he didn’t even care.