Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

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Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the most annoying kid in the world. He talks too much and makes you want to punch him in the face when he says the same stupid jokes over and over.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house!'
He kept telling me the same joke during math class and I almost cried.
He sent me a meme of a cat and said 'This is my life.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is a trash human who thinks he's the best at everything. He'll brag about his dumbest accomplishments like they're world records.
He told me he won a race that was only 2 feet long.
He bragged about getting a C in science like it was a Nobel Prize.
He said he was the best at drawing stick figures and I almost threw my pencil at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the worst friend you could ever have. He'll make you laugh until you cry, then he'll say something so stupid it makes you want to die.
He told me a joke about a pizza and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
He said his dog was a superhero and I almost cried from embarrassment.
He made me laugh so much I fell off my chair and he didn’t even care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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