Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong
Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is a trash human who thinks he's the best at everything. He'll brag about his dumbest accomplishments like they're world records.
He told me he won a race that was only 2 feet long.
He bragged about getting a C in science like it was a Nobel Prize.
He said he was the best at drawing stick figures and I almost threw my pencil at him.