jacinto
Jacinto is the guy who looks like a king, loves you like a queen, and if you make him mad, he’ll slap you so hard you’ll think you’ve been hit by a truck.
Jacinto asked me out and I said yes, now I’m his queen and I love him.
He told me I was his queen and I said, ‘Then don’t make me your prisoner.’
He said I was his queen, I said, ‘Then don’t make me your prisoner, you dumbass.’