jacinto

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Jacinto is a fancy Portuguese name that means ‘Hyacinth,’ but it’s just a fancy way to say ‘flower’ and everyone else is just a dumb-ass who can’t spell it right.

My cousin got named Jacinto and now he thinks he’s royalty.

My teacher tried to pronounce it and failed, I laughed so hard I wet myself.

I asked my mom why I was named Jacinto and she said, ‘Because you’re a dumb flower.’

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Jacinto is when your skin looks like a raccoon got burned and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. Asians in the Bay say it all the time and I hate them.

My friend’s face looked like a raccoon got baked and I called him Jacinto.

At the mall, that guy’s face looked like it had been hit by a car. I yelled, ‘Jacinto!’ and he turned around and yelled back, ‘You too, fatass!’

My sister got called Jacinto by her crush and she cried and I laughed at her.

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Jacinto is the guy who looks like a king, loves you like a queen, and if you make him mad, he’ll slap you so hard you’ll think you’ve been hit by a truck.

Jacinto asked me out and I said yes, now I’m his queen and I love him.

He told me I was his queen and I said, ‘Then don’t make me your prisoner.’

He said I was his queen, I said, ‘Then don’t make me your prisoner, you dumbass.’

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San Jacinto is a city that’s like Hemet, but worse. It’s the kind of place where you can get robbed, stabbed, or eaten by a raccoon.

I moved to San Jacinto and got stabbed by a raccoon. It was the worst day of my life.

My cousin lives in San Jacinto and he says it’s like Hemet, but with more raccoons and less brains.

San Jacinto tried to merge with Hemet, but now they just yell at each other and stab people.

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Jacinto is the hottest Filipino alive. If he wants, he can shoot you, stab you, run you over, and still make you fall in love with him.

Jacinto asked me out and I said yes, then he threatened to stab me and I said yes again.

He said he could shoot me and I said, ‘Do it, I’ll still say yes.’

He told me he could run me over and I said, ‘Please, I need more love in my life.’

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The Battle of San Jacinto is when you drink like a mad man and it involves bears, Jack Daniels, tequila, and a 16 oz. Lonestar tallboy. It’s a drinking game that will kill you.

I did the Battle of San Jacinto and I vomited on my brother’s face.

My friends did the Battle of San Jacinto and now they’re all in the hospital.

I tried the Battle of San Jacinto and I got drunk, then I cried and said I loved my mom.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jacinto is Luke Hemming’s future girlfriend. If he doesn’t ask her out, I swear I’ll stab him and feed him to a raccoon.

Luke Hemming’s future girlfriend is Jacinto and I’m going to make sure he asks her out.

If Luke doesn’t ask Jacinto out, I’ll stab him.

Jacinto is Luke’s future girlfriend and I said that in front of his mom and now he’s scared.

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