Jacinderchangeable
Jacinderchangeable is a person who gets stuck with the worst news just so someone else can look good.
The Jacinderchangeable got the bad news about the kiwi’s spelling, while the others got to drink tea.
They made the Jacinderchangeable wear a silly hat for the kiwi’s bad news, while others got medals.
A Jacinderchangeable got the worst news about the kiwi’s loud shouting, while others got to eat chocolate.