Jacinderchangeable

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When the government needs a dummy to take the blame for bad news, they grab a Jacinderchangeable and throw them under the bus like a sack of rotten potatoes.
The Prime Minister said, 'I’m not the one who messed up the kiwi economy, I hired a Jacinderchangeable for that.'
A Jacinderchangeable was used to cover up a cheese shortage in the South Island.
They made a Jacinderchangeable take the fall for the kiwi’s bad hair day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacinderchangeable is a person who gets stuck with the worst news so the real people can go hide in a bunker.
The Jacinderchangeable was told the kiwi population was shrinking, and it wasn’t because of the rats.
A Jacinderchangeable had to explain why the sheep were all green.
They made the Jacinderchangeable say the kiwi’s favorite drink was motor oil.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You call someone Jacinderchangeable when they’re the first one to get yelled at for someone else’s mistakes.
The Jacinderchangeable was yelled at for the kiwi’s bad exam results, even though they didn’t take the test.
They made the Jacinderchangeable eat the entire kiwi budget just to shut them up.
A Jacinderchangeable got blamed for the kiwi’s loud screaming in the middle of the night.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacinderchangeable is the person who takes all the insults and gets no credit, like a meat pie that no one wants.
The Jacinderchangeable took all the blame for the kiwi’s spelling mistakes, even though they’re illiterate.
They gave the Jacinderchangeable a bad haircut and blamed it on the government.
A Jacinderchangeable was insulted for the kiwi’s loud snoring and got no thanks.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacinderchangeable is someone who gets the worst news just so the real people can go eat cake and forget about it.
The Jacinderchangeable had to tell the kiwi that the government ran out of bread, and they had no cake to distract them.
A Jacinderchangeable got the news about the kiwi’s loud sneezing and no one else did.
They gave the Jacinderchangeable the worst news about the kiwi’s bad singing and let the others eat cake.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacinderchangeable is a person who gets stuck with the worst news just so someone else can look good.
The Jacinderchangeable got the bad news about the kiwi’s spelling, while the others got to drink tea.
They made the Jacinderchangeable wear a silly hat for the kiwi’s bad news, while others got medals.
A Jacinderchangeable got the worst news about the kiwi’s loud shouting, while others got to eat chocolate.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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