jachike
A jachike is a person who’s got the heart of a puppy but the mouth of a pirate. If you betray them, they'll say your name in a really loud voice and make your life a nightmare.
My crush is a jachike. I broke up with her. Now she’s yelling my name in a loud voice and making my life a nightmare.
My sister is a jachike. I told her I didn’t want her birthday gift. Now she’s yelling at me and making my life a nightmare.
My neighbor is a jachike. I borrowed her lawnmower. Now she’s yelling at me and making my life a nightmare.