jachike

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Jachike is a fancy word for someone who's got the heart of a saint but the temper of a flamingo on meth. If you betray them, they'll hate you so much they'll probably send your ex's soul to hell.

My ex is a jachike. I left her for a pizza. Now she's haunting my dreams and my fridge.

My dad is a jachike. He forgave me for stealing his wallet, but not for eating his favorite sandwich.

My crush is a jachike. I told her I liked someone else, and now she’s texting me 372 times a day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jachike is like a golden retriever who also knows how to curse you in three different languages. Once they get hurt, they'll give you the finger, then call your mom.

My sister is a jachike. I told her I didn't want her birthday gift. Now she's crying and my mom is mad at me.

My best friend is a jachike. I said he was ugly. Now he won't stop sending me memes of ducks wearing hats.

My neighbor is a jachike. I borrowed her lawnmower. Now she's yelling at me and my dog.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jachike is the name for someone who’s sweet as pie, but if you mess with them, they’ll throw you out of a window and say your name in a really weird voice.

My teacher is a jachike. I cheated on the test. Now she’s making me eat alphabet soup for a week.

My brother is a jachike. He let me copy his homework. Now he’s saying my name like it’s a curse.

My crush is a jachike. I asked her out, then ghosted her. Now she’s texting me in all caps.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jachike is someone who believes in love, but once you hurt them, they’ll swear you’re the devil and they’ll probably steal your snacks.

My mom is a jachike. I lied to her. Now she’s saying I’m the devil and she’s eating my chips.

My crush is a jachike. I broke up with her. Now she’s stealing my pizza and texting me at 2 a. m.

My dog is a jachike. I left him alone. Now he’s eating my homework and barking at my dad.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jachike is like a angel who also has a temper. They’ll forgive you if you’re nice, but if you’re mean, they’ll take your lunch money and tell your mom.

My crush is a jachike. I said I didn’t like her. Now she’s taking my lunch money and telling my mom.

My brother is a jachike. He let me copy his homework. Now he’s saying I’m the devil and taking my snacks.

My teacher is a jachike. I cheated on the test. Now she’s making me eat alphabet soup and telling my mom.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jachike is a person who’s got the heart of a puppy but the mouth of a pirate. If you betray them, they'll say your name in a really loud voice and make your life a nightmare.

My crush is a jachike. I broke up with her. Now she’s yelling my name in a loud voice and making my life a nightmare.

My sister is a jachike. I told her I didn’t want her birthday gift. Now she’s yelling at me and making my life a nightmare.

My neighbor is a jachike. I borrowed her lawnmower. Now she’s yelling at me and making my life a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 1d ago