jacer
He’s a walking disaster with a hair that looks like it was attacked by a tornado. He’s a disaster on the court but a beast in the wild. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a bear but trips over a curb.
Jacer: "I’m the king of the jungle." Me: "You’re the king of the sidewalk."
Jacer: "I’ve faced tougher opponents than that." Me: "Like your ex?""
Jacer: "I’ve got a bear in my back yard." Me: "And a bear in your brain."