jacer

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#lovestruck fool #slow learner #heartbroken legend

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He’s a laughable mess with a heart of gold and a face that looks like it got hit by a bus. He’s too damn stubborn to move on from a girl, but when they dump him, he sits there like a confused chihuahua waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Jacer: "I still love her. She said she loved me back." Me: "She also said she loved her ex more."

Jacer: "I waited three weeks. I deserved better." Me: "You deserved a better girl, not a better wait."

Jacer: "I’m not a lost cause. I’m just a cause that got lost."

by Slangipedia 2d ago

He’s a walking disaster with a hair that looks like it was attacked by a tornado. He’s a disaster on the court but a beast in the wild. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a bear but trips over a curb.

Jacer: "I’m the king of the jungle." Me: "You’re the king of the sidewalk."

Jacer: "I’ve faced tougher opponents than that." Me: "Like your ex?""

Jacer: "I’ve got a bear in my back yard." Me: "And a bear in your brain."

by Slangipedia 2d ago