Jacelyn
A Jacelyn is a total legend. She’s smart as hell and will take out anyone who messes with you. She’s got a wild mind and a wilder temper. She’d pull you out of a burning building just to yell at you for being a dumbass.
She beat up my math teacher for giving me a bad grade.
She got into a fight with my brother over who had the better car.
She told my dad he was a dumbass for not getting me a better birthday present.