Jacelyn

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A Jacelyn is a total beauty who’s sweet as pie, but if you leave her alone for too long, she’ll punch your face in for no damn reason. She’s got a kiss that’ll make you feel like you’re floating and a face that’s so pretty it’s annoying. Her boyfriend is a hulking meathead who probably thinks he’s hot.
She gave me a kiss that made me forget my own name. Then she went to the gym and beat up my ex.
I left her alone for two hours, now my nose is broken and I have a black eye.
Her boyfriend hit me with a football because I said he looked like a chicken.
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A Jacelyn is a total legend. She’s smart as hell and will take out anyone who messes with you. She’s got a wild mind and a wilder temper. She’d pull you out of a burning building just to yell at you for being a dumbass.
She beat up my math teacher for giving me a bad grade.
She got into a fight with my brother over who had the better car.
She told my dad he was a dumbass for not getting me a better birthday present.
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A Jacelyn is a loyal freak who thinks you’re the best person in the world. She’s got dark eyes and a face that could light up the room. She’s slow at first, but once she likes you, she’s gonna make you feel like you’re on fire. She’s Hispanic and she’ll take on the whole world if you mess with her family.
She gave me a big hug and said I was her favorite person ever.
She beat up my cousin for making fun of her family.
She told me I was her favorite person and then I got a gift card to my favorite store.
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A Jacelyn is a total energy ball. She’s pretty, she’s outgoing, and she’s got a way of making everyone like her. She’s brutally honest, but she’s also a total flirt. If you’re dating her, watch out, because she might be eyeing someone else.
She told me I looked like a sad clown and I believe her.
She flirted with my friend and now I’m jealous.
She told my mom I was a total dork and I didn’t know what to say.
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A Jacelyn is the best kind of person. She’s got a heart of gold, and if you’re lucky enough to have one in your life, you’ll never be lonely again. She and a Brycen would be the perfect team, like a dream duo.
She gave me a gift card for my birthday and said I was the best friend ever.
She told me I was her favorite person and that made me feel like a million bucks.
She said she and Brycen would be the best couple ever and now I’m confused.
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A Jacelyn is a blueberry-bagel-eating, backstroke-swimming, face-eating kid. She’s got a serious side, but when she warms up to you, she becomes the goofiest person in the world.
She ate an entire blueberry bagel and then did a backstroke in the pool.
She told me she was the best swimmer in the class and I believed her.
She ate my face and then told me I was the best friend ever.
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