Jacelyn
A Jacelyn is a blueberry-bagel-eating, backstroke-swimming, face-eating kid. She’s got a serious side, but when she warms up to you, she becomes the goofiest person in the world.
She ate an entire blueberry bagel and then did a backstroke in the pool.
She told me she was the best swimmer in the class and I believed her.
She ate my face and then told me I was the best friend ever.