jacelon - A human mountain with a face, who thinks pickles are magic a

A human mountain with a face, who thinks pickles are magic and still can’t drive worth a damn.

Jacelon tried to drive and hit a mailbox. It was like a pickles vs mailbox battle.

He eats pickles like they’re going out of style and still can’t drive.

Jacelon’s head is so big, it blocks the sun.