jacelon

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A giant meatball of a head who thinks pickles are a food group and still can’t figure out how to drive.

Jacelon tried to parallel park and ended up in a ditch. Classic.

He eats three pickles for breakfast and still can’t drive.

Jacelon’s head is so big, it should have its own ZIP code.

A human mountain with a face, who thinks pickles are magic and still can’t drive worth a damn.

Jacelon tried to drive and hit a mailbox. It was like a pickles vs mailbox battle.

He eats pickles like they’re going out of style and still can’t drive.

Jacelon’s head is so big, it blocks the sun.

A meaty dome with the brain of a pickle and the driving skills of a blind man.

Jacelon tried to turn left and ended up in a parking lot. Classic.

He eats pickles for every meal and still can’t drive.

Jacelon’s head is so big, it should be its own state.