Jace the Mind Sculptor
Jace the Mind Sculptor is so cool that he has a fancy cat named Ajani who’s basically his lover. He also poops out magic cards and uses fancy petals to wipe his butt.
Jace shits out mox artifacts and I just have a broken pencil. That’s not cool.
He wipes his ass with lotus petals and I have to use toilet paper. I’m not even fancy.
Ajani is his lover and I have to be friends with my dog. That’s not even close.