jacaya
A woman so amazing she makes your ex look like a sad, confused, homeless man with no teeth
She texted me and said my ex was 'a sad, confused, homeless man with no teeth.' I laughed so hard I cried.
She told my ex to leave her alone. He ran out of the room like he was being chased by a bear.
She called my ex out in front of everyone. He looked like he wanted to die.