jacaya

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A woman so hot and rich she doesn't even bother to yell at you when you're being an idiot
She walked past me like I was invisible. I was wearing my best shirt. She didn’t even blink.
He tried to flirt with her. She laughed in his face and told him to go cry somewhere else.
She told my boss to shut up during the meeting. My boss looked confused. I started crying.
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A woman so awesome she makes your life look like a trash fire and your IQ look like it was stolen
She showed up to the party and my whole plan to impress people fell apart.
My brother tried to mess with her. He got a black eye and a lecture.
She gave my teacher a hard time. My teacher started sweating. I got extra credit.
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A woman so amazing she makes your ex look like a sad, confused, homeless man with no teeth
She texted me and said my ex was 'a sad, confused, homeless man with no teeth.' I laughed so hard I cried.
She told my ex to leave her alone. He ran out of the room like he was being chased by a bear.
She called my ex out in front of everyone. He looked like he wanted to die.
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