jacarter
Jacarter is like a chocolate bar dipped in cinnamon and covered in sarcasm. He’s cute, but he’ll curse you out if you don’t like his jokes.
He proposed to me with a bag of chips and a middle finger. I said yes.
He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating cereal and called it a love letter.
He got into a fight with my dog over who was the better friend.