jacarter

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Jacarter is the best thing since sliced bread and chocolate. He’s like a cinnamon roll with a side of attitude and a mouth full of trash talk.
Jacarter is the only guy who can make me laugh while also giving me a headache.
He’s the reason I skipped breakfast and still made it to work.
He texts me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my ex.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacarter is a human cinnamon roll with a side of drama. He’s perfect, but only if you don’t mind him talking your ear off.
He showed up to my birthday party in pajamas and a crown. I was impressed.
He texted me a song lyric and called me his queen. I’m still confused.
He turned my quiet lunch break into a loud debate about pizza toppings.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacarter is like a chocolate bar dipped in cinnamon and covered in sarcasm. He’s cute, but he’ll curse you out if you don’t like his jokes.
He proposed to me with a bag of chips and a middle finger. I said yes.
He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating cereal and called it a love letter.
He got into a fight with my dog over who was the better friend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacarter is a walking snack. He’s got a sweet tooth, a loud mouth, and a heart that’s too big for his pants.
He brought me a cupcake and a death threat. I took both.
He asked me to be his girlfriend during a group project. I said yes, but only because he brought snacks.
He told my mom my secrets and then said he loved her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacarter is a human cinnamon roll who thinks he’s the main character of his own movie. He’s cute, but he’ll swear at you if you don’t laugh at his jokes.
He cried at my dog’s birthday party and called it a ‘tragedy.’
He sent me a 20-song playlist and said it was a love letter.
He told my teacher my secrets and then got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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