Jacardi - This thing is so confused it doesn’t know if it wants to be

This thing is so confused it doesn’t know if it wants to be a jacket or a cardigan. It’s like it got fired from both jobs.

I wore it to work and my boss said, 'You look like you’re about to quit.'

My friend tried to wear it as a hat and it fell off during a fight.

I wore it to my brother’s wedding and it looked like it was crying.