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It's like a cardigan and a jacket had a baby and it came out covered in yarn and bad decisions.

My mom bought me one and I wore it to my cousin's funeral. It looked like I was mourning the death of fashion.

My dog tried to eat it and now it smells like old cheese and regret.

I wore it to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to a bonfire or a jailhouse.

This thing is so confused it doesn’t know if it wants to be a jacket or a cardigan. It’s like it got fired from both jobs.

I wore it to work and my boss said, 'You look like you’re about to quit.'

My friend tried to wear it as a hat and it fell off during a fight.

I wore it to my brother’s wedding and it looked like it was crying.

It’s a jacket that thinks it’s a cardigan and a cardigan that thinks it’s a jacket. It’s like a middle schooler trying to be cool.

My neighbor wore it to the park and got asked if he was dressed for a zombie apocalypse.

I tried to wear it as a blanket and it just stared at me like I was the problem.

My dog wore it as a cape and now it thinks it’s a superhero.