jacaranda
She’s a hot mess with a heart of gold. You can call her anytime and she’ll listen to your nonsense. She’ll protect you like a b**** and she’ll drink pink champagne like it’s water.
She’s my vent buddy. I told her I got fired and she laughed and said, 'Good.'
She’s the only one who’ll stand up for me when I’m getting roasted.
She’s the one who buys me pink champagne every time I cry.