jacaranda

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A stupid word that people use like it means something important. It’s just a fancy way of saying laugh your ass off.
Jacaranda? That’s just me laughing so hard I peed my pants.
Jacaranda? I’m gonna use that word in my math test and fail on purpose.
Jacaranda? That’s the only word I know. I’m gonna die with that word on my lips.
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She’s a crazy b**** who’ll never stab you in the back. But she’s also a tree. And she’s a b****. She’s always there for you even though she’s the one who needs a million things.
She’s like my mom. She’s a psycho but I’d never leave her.
She’s a tree, a psycho, and the best friend I’ve ever had.
She’s a jacaranda. She’s the reason I still have my sanity.
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She’s a hot mess with a heart of gold. You can call her anytime and she’ll listen to your nonsense. She’ll protect you like a b**** and she’ll drink pink champagne like it’s water.
She’s my vent buddy. I told her I got fired and she laughed and said, 'Good.'
She’s the only one who’ll stand up for me when I’m getting roasted.
She’s the one who buys me pink champagne every time I cry.
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