Jacamo
A jacamo is a fat bird from Yorkshire who thinks he’s a fashion icon and still wears the same pants from the 90s.
That jacamo from Yorkshire wears a shirt that says ‘I love my mom’ and thinks it’s high fashion.
My cousin’s a jacamo from Yorkshire. He wore the same suit to three different weddings and nobody said anything.
That jacamo still thinks he’s a rockstar because he has a tattoo of a guitar on his elbow.