Jacamo

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A jacamo is a piece of shitting garbage that thinks it’s the king of the block.
My cousin is a jacamo. He thinks he’s cool because he wears a shirt that’s two sizes too big.
That guy at the gym is a jacamo. He can’t even do a push-up without crying.
My neighbor is a jacamo. He drove through my garden because he thought it was a parking lot.
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A jacamo is a store where fat guys buy clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.
I went to a jacamo store. The clothes were so ugly, I felt like I was buying a new disease.
My dad bought a whole outfit from a jacamo. Now he looks like he just escaped from a prison costume party.
That jacamo store is like a dump for people who think XL is a fashion statement.
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A jacamo is a man who acts like he’s fancy, but he just smells like old pizza and regret.
My uncle is a jacamo. He wears a shirt with a tattoo of a fish and thinks it’s stylish.
That jacamo at the bar thinks he’s a tough guy, but he can’t even hold his beer.
My friend’s dad is a jacamo. He gambles all his money on online poker and wears the same sock for a week.
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A jacamo is a dumbass from Jackson County who thinks he invented the wheel and still can’t drive straight.
That jacamo from Jackson County crashed into a tree because he thought it was a parking meter.
My uncle’s a jacamo from Jackson County. He drove through my front yard like it was a racetrack.
That jacamo still uses a map instead of a GPS because he thinks it’s more ‘fancy’.
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A jacamo is a fat bird from Yorkshire who thinks he’s a fashion icon and still wears the same pants from the 90s.
That jacamo from Yorkshire wears a shirt that says ‘I love my mom’ and thinks it’s high fashion.
My cousin’s a jacamo from Yorkshire. He wore the same suit to three different weddings and nobody said anything.
That jacamo still thinks he’s a rockstar because he has a tattoo of a guitar on his elbow.
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A jacamo is a man who thinks he’s a legend, but he just works at a tyre shop and has a tattoo of a donkey.
My dad is a jacamo. He works at a tyre shop and thinks he’s the king of the road.
That jacamo at the horse race bet all his money on a donkey and lost.
My friend’s a jacamo. He has a tattoo of a donkey on his arm and still thinks he’s stylish.
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