jabysitting
the life-sucking experience of helping jay, who's always broke and always needs your help; they're the reason you're always the one who ends up with the bill and the worst hangover.
jay: 'i'm out of cash. can i borrow $20?'
jay: 'i can't pay for my coffee. can i have yours?'
jay: 'i'm gonna pay you back. really. i swear.'