jabysitting

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the never-ending job of putting up with your buddy jay, who's always asking for stuff; every group has one and they're all a pain in the ass, but you still let them borrow your last pair of pants.
jay: 'can i borrow your pants?' me: 'you have six pairs. why?'
jay: 'i need a ride home again.'
jay: 'can i use your phone? i promise i'll pay you back.'
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the annoying duty of being nice to jay, who never stops needing things; they're the reason your group is always late and you're always the one who ends up paying for the pizza.
jay: 'i'm gonna be late. can i borrow your car?'
jay: 'i need a snack. can i have your lunch?'
jay: 'i'll pay you back. really. i promise.'
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the life-sucking experience of helping jay, who's always broke and always needs your help; they're the reason you're always the one who ends up with the bill and the worst hangover.
jay: 'i'm out of cash. can i borrow $20?'
jay: 'i can't pay for my coffee. can i have yours?'
jay: 'i'm gonna pay you back. really. i swear.'
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