jabungo
A super costco sized jabungo is like a fat person who went to Costco and never left. They’re so big, they could probably own a whole store.
My neighbor is a super costco sized jabungo. He eats a whole bag of chips and calls it a light snack.
I saw a super costco sized jabungo at the gym. The treadmill exploded because of him.
My brother said I was a super costco sized jabungo. I told him he was just salty because I had more snacks.