jabungo

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A huge obease person. They look like they could eat a whole buffet by themselves and still need a second one.

My cousin is a jabungo. He eats a whole pizza and calls it a snack.

I saw a jabungo walking into a restaurant. The waiter ran out to get a bigger chair.

My teacher said I was a jabungo. I asked her if she was lying or just tired.

A jabungo is like a fat person but with more fat. They're so big, they could be a super hero if they weren't so lazy.

My dad is a jabungo. He can't move without a shopping cart.

I saw a jabungo in the mall. The escalator almost broke because of him.

My friend said I was a jabungo. I told her she was just jealous of my snack stash.

A super jabungo is a fat person so big, they could probably be a new kind of furniture.

My uncle is a super jabungo. He eats a whole cake and calls it a breakfast.

I saw a super jabungo in the park. The bench broke because he sat on it.

My mom said I was a super jabungo. I told her I was just extra snacky.

A super costco sized jabungo is like a fat person who went to Costco and never left. They’re so big, they could probably own a whole store.

My neighbor is a super costco sized jabungo. He eats a whole bag of chips and calls it a light snack.

I saw a super costco sized jabungo at the gym. The treadmill exploded because of him.

My brother said I was a super costco sized jabungo. I told him he was just salty because I had more snacks.