jabungo
A jabungo is like a fat person but with more fat. They're so big, they could be a super hero if they weren't so lazy.
My dad is a jabungo. He can't move without a shopping cart.
I saw a jabungo in the mall. The escalator almost broke because of him.
My friend said I was a jabungo. I told her she was just jealous of my snack stash.