Jabulani
Jabulani is the ball from the 2010 World Cup. It was also a song, a drug, and the reason everyone was high and confused.
The Jabulani was the best song, the worst ball, and the reason I was high.
I took Jabulani like it was a drug and it made me laugh for an hour.
The Jabulani was the name of the ball, the song, and the reason I failed my test.