Jabulani

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When something goes totally wrong and it's your fault, you blame the Jabulani like it's a cursed football. It's like when you miss a goal and say the ball was evil.
I scored 0 goals because the Jabulani was trying to kill me.
He missed the easiest shot and blamed the Jabulani like it had a grudge.
The Jabulani is the reason I failed my football test.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The Jabulani is a football that flew like a rocket and made players look like fools. To Jabulani someone is to hit the ball so hard it flies out of the stadium.
He Jabulani'd the ball so hard it went into the crowd.
She Jabulani'd the ball and it went over the bar like it was tired.
The ball Jabulani'd out of the stadium and landed in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jabulani is the worst insult ever. You say it and people go 'what?' and then you laugh like you just won the World Cup.
'You're a Jabulani?' I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He called me a Jabulani and I didn't know what that meant.
She said 'Jabulani' and I felt like I was in a spelling bee.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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To Jabulani someone is to make them look like a total idiot because they couldn't see the ball coming. It's like when the ball is flying at you and you just stand there like a statue.
He Jabulani'd the goalkeeper and it was the worst thing ever.
She Jabulani'd me and I looked like a total fool.
They Jabulani'd the defender and he looked like a lost puppy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jabulani is the ball from the 2010 World Cup. It was also a song, a drug, and the reason everyone was high and confused.
The Jabulani was the best song, the worst ball, and the reason I was high.
I took Jabulani like it was a drug and it made me laugh for an hour.
The Jabulani was the name of the ball, the song, and the reason I failed my test.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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